Last week my friend Andy (who is not me) invited me to tag along to this seminar being put on by EMC for IT professionals. He invited me because after the seminar on "server virtualization" (no, I don't have a clue and still don't, actually) there was to be free food and karting, as it was being held at my favorite indoor karting venue,
Miramar Speed Circuit.
So we figured we'd get a sandwich, sit through a boring Powerpoint presentation, maybe get 30 minutes in the karts, and go our merry way.
Boy were we surprised when we ended up getting NINETY MINUTES of track time, with about a 1-2 minute break in between each 15 minute session. By the time our track time had expired, Andy and I were the only two left. They kept asking us, "you want to race again?" Of course, we looked at them as if they were stupid. "Hell yes we do!"
If you've never been karting in real race karts, you have no idea how abusive this is on your body. By the time we finished our last stint, we both were holding on to the railing next to the pits for dear life just to walk. I can already tell I have bruises all across my back from the seat beating the living shit out of me as the kart bounced around the corners, my arms are sore from my shoulders to my fingertips, there's a bruise on my right foot from where it was hitting the frame while mashing the throttle, and I have handfuls of new callouses.
I. Don't. Care. That was the most fun I've had in AGES (and that includes racing the Porcubimmer this past weekend) and if I had paid for that out of pocket, it would have been about $150 worth of racing.
And the best part? There was an open bar at the end. Of course, 40 people RSVP'd, 15 showed up... two of us stuck around till the end.
So the nice EMC marketing lady sent us both home with a six pack, three bottles of wine, and all the food we could carry.
Hot damn.